# Roast My LinkedIn

> A brutally honest, AI-generated audit of a LinkedIn profile. Scores it out of 100, lists exactly what is dragging it down, and delivers copy-paste rewrites of the headline, About section, and top experience bullets. Tuned for software engineers.

Operator: Andrii Bobchuk (Warsaw, Poland). Contact: andriybobchuk@gmail.com. Last updated: 2026-09-14.

## Key facts

- Free tier ("The Roast"): score, findings, and 3 rewrites — no signup.
- Paid tier ("The Recipe"): 79 zł with promo code ROAST (99 zł without). One-time purchase. Includes every experience bullet rewritten in STAR format, Featured section strategy, recommendation-request templates, skills gap analysis, and downloadable PDF report.
- 30-day interviews-or-refund guarantee.
- Audit runs in ~15-20 seconds. No LinkedIn login is required; the tool reads only publicly visible profile data.
- Not affiliated with LinkedIn Corporation.

## What the audit checks

1. Headline — recruiter search keywords, positioning verbs, differentiators.
2. About paragraph — hook, quantified impact, template-language avoidance.
3. Experience bullets — STAR format, real metrics, correct seniority signals.
4. Featured section — content that reinforces the target role.
5. Skills — coverage of role-specific technologies and endorsements.
6. Activity — posting cadence and topical alignment with the target role.
7. Recommendations — count vs. peers in the same role/seniority band.

## Who it's for

Software engineers looking for a new role: mid, senior, staff, principal. Frontend, backend, mobile (Android/iOS), full-stack, DevOps/SRE/platform, data, ML, and engineering leadership tracks.

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